WHAT IS IT LIKE TO BE...BUCKY, VANLLA ICE'S KANGAROO!

Sure, Ice dated Madonna, but that's nothing, baby. I hooked up with a 300-pound pot-bellied pig. Might seem like an old coupling but we really loved hanging out together. And i got a kick out of humping her. What? She never complained. But Ice put a stop to it anyway-he said she was too smelly to keep. I am not sure i'll ever forgive him. Poncho the goat is my best pal nowadays. He's supercool.Once he even managed to headbutt the latch on the gate to Ice's backyard and we escaped for a few weeks. It was crazy. Until Ice saw us on Channel 12 News and demanded we get home pronto. Actually, I did miss Ice. I have lived with him in South Florida since I was only a few weeks old and now I am 13 and five feet tall. My digs are awesome too-a kangaroo mansion where I hop around and play with a football for hours on end. Yeah, I am nimble. No, i'm not good at boxing. Never have been. Though i would love one of those silvery, silky dressing gowns. They are right up my street. But i'd never be able to stay in shape. I eat Kangaroo Chow. A lot. And snack on carrots, apples and bananas if i'm trying to be healthy. Never lasts long. I'd much rather chomp on cream filled vanilla cookies. They are sweet.





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