HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS IF YOU STILL NEED TO!

BE SANTA!
Always have cigs and a cunningly stashed bottle of properly chilled champagne to dispense at the end of the party...

GET A DOG!
And  if that doesn't work, at least you'll have the hound to console you. Plus-it will be on a leash and in no position to ditch you.

HAVE A CHILD!
Warning: you will quickly have to utilise the recommended culling methods to whittle away at those unwanted school- gate pals...


BE A HOST!
Acquire a fab weekend pad and entertain busily...


HARDEST OF ALL!

Be funny, kind and curious...






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